Real programmers wash their hands

I can’t believe I’m writing this, but here is the news: you should wash your hands after visiting toilet, using soap and hot water. At work more times than I care to remember I’ve been a witness to geeks, otherwise quite smart and educated, not washing hands after loo. Let me tell you—it’s disgusting. For God’s sake, people, I don’t need your personal germs on the stuff I touch! When I shake hands with you, I don’t want to think what part of your anatomy did your hands touch a minute ago! And no, just wetting your hands under water for two seconds without even touching soap doesn’t count! It’s not so difficult—soap doesn’t hurt, you know.